Hornymanatee.com Mascot T-Shirt
Retail: $25 (32% off!)
"I don"™t want anybody else"¦when I think about you"¦"ť During a recent skit spoofing college mascots, Conan unveiled the (fictitious) FSU Web Cam Manatee. Who knew that an off-hand comment from Conan would prompt NBC to purchase a web URL, and then create an entire web site that set off a marine phenomenon! Be sure to log on to www.hornymanatee.com and check out the sultry seductress in her photo gallery, or flip through the amazing fan art, poems and videos submitted by Horny Manatee maniacs. This cream colored shirt celebrates that scandalous sea mammal with an image of the matron mascot on the front center chest, and the newly created URL underneath. But fame hasn"™t gone to her head -- with every purchase of this shirt, the Horny Manatee will give back to her fellow ocean dwellers by donating $5 to www.savethemanatee.org. Made of 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not iron. Imported.


